Sunday Picnic. Silver Lake Meadows, Silver Lake.

February 15th, 2012 by Dylan


Living in Silver Lake for nearly five years, I still haven’t really immersed myself into the community as much as I wanted to or taken advantage of everything it has to offer. For a somewhat small neighborhood on the Eastside of Los Angeles, one can actually find quite a lot of things to do on the weekends. Drive down Sunset Blvd. on a Saturday morning and you’ll be rubbernecking at all the hip people eating brunch. Take a quick trip to Ensenada with one bite of Ricky’s delicious fish tacos. If you’re in to seeing live music, you’ve got the Satellite, formerly known as Spaceland, which is usually the first stop for any new band coming through Los Angeles. If you’re into coffee and don’t mind waiting in a DMV-like line for a good thirty minutes, there’s Intelligentsia. If you’re in to dogs or are in to pretending you’re into dogs so that you can meet other singles with dogs, there’s the dog park. If you’re in to doing healthy stuff, you’ve got a nice 2.5 mile dogshit-laden run around the famous Silver Lake reservoir which should totally be used for aquatic’ish activities like remote-controlled toy boats. I don’t know about you, but every time I run around the reservoir, the inner-Discovery Channel dork in me secretly prays for a giant Loch Ness-like monster to emerge and eat a hipster alive! There’s a strange activity going on in within a fenced area next to the dog park. Two, four, sometimes ten people can be seen running up and down concrete with an orange object and it seems like they are trying to throw the orange object into a ring that’s screwed on to a piece of wood. They get very happy when the orange object goes through the ring – and celebrate by slapping each other in the buttocks. I don’t get it at all – seems like a real bizarre waste of time.  Anyway.  In urban Los Angeles, there’s a real absence of greenery, especially if you live in Downtown, Koreatown, South Los Angeles and unless you’re loaded enough to live on the tree-lined streets of Hancock Park, finding a park is quite the exploration process.  But finally, Silver Lake has a new addition to fill the void.  Welcome to the Silver Lake Meadows, a nice 3-acre plot of d0g-free grassy land for people of all ages and sizes to frolic around in. And a perfect place to have a weekend picnic. Might as well frolic in that $1,000,o00 of your tax contributions.

The Silver Lake Meadows is located on the northeast end of the reservoir, just north of the dog park and about two blocks before you hit Glendale Blvd. Parking can be tricky since you’re on a curved street with pretty fast traffic, so just make sure letting people know you’re looking for a spot. Luckily, they’ve installed a crosswalk so you can get to your grassy destination safely.


And here we are… Silver Lake’s playground for all walks of life. When we first started coming here, people were pretty scattered out. Few people chucking frisbees, kids running around, a random guy with guitar pretending he’s Bon Iver, people reading, people sleeping and people drawing other people. Now it’s become more crowded and seems to be the ideal spot for a hipster kid’s birthday, but so far no sign of any obtrusive jumper tents. All in all, it’s still very easy to claim your own patch of land and relax.


There aren’t really any signs that prohibit drinking but it’s pretty expected that people will bring a little boozy booze. Does the city really expect people to bring bottles of Squeeze-it and Capri Sun and play patty cake?  Not in this neighborhood.  But still, it’s recommended to conceal your goods just in case you get that one tattle-taling adult. My friend BL decided his shoes would hide the evidence, not to mention, tamper the taste of the evidence as well.


A bird’s eye view of our picnic. As you can see we’ve gone through a lot of trouble to pack up our kitchen and move it to a public area for a mere three hours, only to repack and put everything back in our kitchen.  But it’s well worth it!  Going outside and getting some Vitamin Sun is very good for you.


Right between the reservoir and the Meadows, there’s a trail that runs through for people to do healthy stuff like ride bikes and stare at us while we gain weight. I know they are talking crap. But at the same time I can’t help but feel bad for them because they are working so hard on such a beautiful sunny day. Next time, I’m going to offer them something good like chicken liver mousse and a Pimm’s Cup.
I’ve put together a quick list of things you may or may not need for your next picnic. Print it out and stick it on your fridge for future reference!


A. Parasol   I recommend going to the SLM from 2 pm – 5 pm. If you go anytime earlier than 2 pm, it’ll be pretty bright so you’ll need this or at least some sunglasses. It starts to get cold around 4:30 pm, so bring a jacket.
B. Pillows  Critical. The grass may be soft but you’ll need some neck support. There’s nothing better than taking a nap after eating. $50 fine for pillows with bird prints.
C. Blanket  Sometimes the grass is still wet from the dew so I suggest bringing one thick blanket, or two thin blackets or even bringing a rain tarp to put under one of the blankets. Nothing worse than having wet ass while you picnic.
D. Basket  Plastic Bags. Coolers. Boxes of Popeye’s fried chicken. All welcome!
E. Fun juice  Whatever your vise may be, just remember to keep it concealed. There are also no restrooms, so these may come in handy a la Dumb & Dumber style.
F. Fun juice flask  For those that want to make Old Fashioned or Negroni’s at their picnics.
G. Corkscrew  Get one that opens both wine and beer.
H. Wireless/Bluetooth speakers  I can’t go anywhere without these. You can turn any boring moment into a dance party. I like the Bluetooth ones because you can let anyone play DJ off their iPhones.
I. Hand drums  I have yet to witness a real drum circle in effect but I can imagine it must be insane. Grown-ups with nappy hair gathered in a circle channeling their inner weirdness into each beat of the drum. I’m sure this will happen sooner or later. Come on, it is Silver Lake!
J. Ghetto Blaster  If that drum circle gets too crazy, it’s time to lay out some cardboard and “jam on it”. Anyone remember Aziz Ansari walking through NYC with shitty music playing on his boombox? It needs to happen here.
K. Bocci Balls  Or Giant Skittles, which sounds more fun to me. This is the kind of game you play on lush green grass. This game is a combination of Shot-put and Tiddly Winks and it can be played in any state of drunkenness.
L. Frisbee Football  I heard that there could be a ban on tossing the frisbee on a beach. But they can’t be talking about this sport. No, this isn’t just frisbee, this is the National Frisbee League – a true profession. This is an intense match-up of helmet-less guys chasing after a plastic disc, sometimes injuring themselves for 7 pts. Super Frisbee Bowl Silver Lake coming soon!
M. Boomerang  This is a crazy thing to rock at the SLM, but it’s not as crazy as showing up with a parrot and boa constrictor around your neck.
N. Slingshot  All that delicious food you’re eating has the potential to attract the critters of the meadows. Beware of opossums, raccoons, skunks, squirrels and the occasional PBR-leeching hipster. Use the slingshot only when threatened.

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Cheesy & Sleazy Volume 3: On the Chicken Wings of Love.

February 14th, 2012 by Dylan


It’s that time of the year again where we are all forced to show the one we love, that we actually love them or face a long night on the cold floors of the doghouse. You’ve got your reservations set, flowers and chocolate boxes ready but you’re missing the soundtrack. Thanks to the 31 people that downloaded the Cheesy & Sleazy Volume 2 album a few years ago, I’m bringing it back. I enjoy putting up these mixes up anyway because it annoys people like my wife. Coachella is coming up but I assure you, this is the most anticipated collection of music you’ll want to listen to… and maybe even… you know… procreate to. I wish you the best as you eat your overpriced prix fixe dinner and lament over the huge amount of money you just spent on Hallmark’s biggest marketing scheme. Happy $$$ day!

Featuring…
Air Supply, Bread, Chaka Khan, Chicago, Christopher Cross, Commodores, Crowded House, El DeBarge, Gino Vannelli, Gloria Estefan, Jeffrey Osborne, Kool & The Gang, Luther Vandross, Patti LaBelle, Peabo Bryson, Phil Collins, Spandau Ballet, Stephen Bishop and Will to Power. Dylan, ease the slime!

Download Cheesy & Sleazy Volume 3: On the Chicken Wings of Love
Listen to Cheesy & Sleazy Volume 3 on Spotify


And by (un)popular demand, the last two Cheesy & Sleazy albums.

Featuring…
Atlantic Starr, The Bangles, Breathe, Bryan Adams, Chris DeBurgh, Christopher Cross, Foreigner, Heatwave, The Jets, Lionel Richie, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Marvin Gaye, Michael Bolton, Peaches & Herb, Richard Marx, Celine Dion, Wham! and Will to Power. Love Doctor make this stop!

Download Cheesy & Sleazy Volume 1: Songs Just Like You


Featuring…
Ambrosia, Atlantic Starr, Benny Mardones, Berlin, Bill Withers, Bobby Brown, Bryan Adams, Debbie Gibson, The Deele, Hall & Oates, The Jets, Kenny G, Kool & The Gang, Leann Rimes, Peter Cetera, Phil Collins, REO Speedwagon, Roxette, Steve Perry and Taylor Dayne. Overdose of Cheez Whiz!

Download Cheesy & Sleazy Volume 2: The Shabu Shabu of Sensuality

Thanks for reading, listening and procreating.

Nana Rokusha. The Coolest Japanese Kid.

January 26th, 2012 by Dylan


I was recently at a bookstore in Japan and was stopped in my tracks when I saw this photo on the cover of a book. I bought it immediately. Her name is Nana Rokusha (ナナロク社) and her pictorial biography is a top seller in Japan at the moment. I fell in love with the way she eats food. I hope I look like that when I eat. I recommend this photo book if you’re looking for new coffee table material. The photographer, Kawashima Kotori (川島小鳥) spent a year in the Nigata prefecture photographing Nana with her family and the photos are awesome. Funny, innocent, gross, adorable – it’s a nostalgic reminder of all the things that happen during our childhood. You can buy the book here through Amazon Japan or maybe find it at a bookstore in Little Tokyo or Torrance/Gardena. The book has over 200 photos of this special child. Photos are property of Kawashima Kotori. Thanks for reading.

Is that haircut not the best?!

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